barackalicious:

jimbertimber:

theres a Meme Page in the yearbook

our entire yearbook is meme themed how do you think i feel

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bryanchoppertagteam:

magicalmanhattanproject:

if anyone ever calls you a slut just say ‘and yet i still won’t fuck you’ and then blow them a kiss as you saunter away because that’s the closest they’re ever gonna get to your magnificence, o smaug, chiefest and greatest of calamaties

Ladies real talk

tattooinggothamcity:

'its too hot to wear all black'

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*runs for 10 minutes*
me: am i skinny yet?

legbert:

imagine gordon ramsay playing flappy bird

psyducked:

what if we wake up tomorrow and everything is anime

suzuharatoji:

please look at this picture of michelle obama and sportacus

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homevvrecker:

if i haven’t embarrassed myself in front of you don’t worry it will happen