traynors:

you dont just play the sims. you go on a sims binge for three days straight then put the game down for 5 months

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eyecandybutts:

#the first chicks just like yeah all right lets get physically fit #the second woman is ready to slit somebody’s throat #the third guy just watched the second woman slit someone he loves throat #and the fourth guy is having explosive diarrhea and hoping to distract himself from the pain #using this level forty fist nunchuck

and at level 70 you fucking animorph into a gorilla

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eyecandybutts:

#the first chicks just like yeah all right lets get physically fit #the second woman is ready to slit somebody’s throat #the third guy just watched the second woman slit someone he loves throat #and the fourth guy is having explosive diarrhea and hoping to distract himself from the pain #using this level forty fist nunchuck

and at level 70 you fucking animorph into a gorilla

sexadvicegoddess:

sarcasticlittlefuckk:

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I am crying I love this too much

notjackwhite:

thatsmoderatelyraven:

Steal His Look: Old Man Jenkins
Kent Wang Polo Light Blue - $265
Lip Gloss - Charlotte Tilbury - $81
Miu Miu Sunglasses - $390
Irish Walking Stick - $67.99

ENOUGH

notjackwhite:

thatsmoderatelyraven:

Steal His Look: Old Man Jenkins

Kent Wang Polo Light Blue - $265

Lip Gloss - Charlotte Tilbury - $81

Miu Miu Sunglasses - $390

Irish Walking Stick - $67.99

ENOUGH

not-fun:

Who is she

not-fun:

Who is she

sapphic-enigma:

whenfaitedecides:

unamusedsloth:

Life is hard according to infomercials. (Click for more proof)

I know I hate when I cut three sandwiches at the me time, and they don’t cut evenly

Bitch made a scooby Doo sandwich then got mad when it ain’t cut right

bibleslut:

steal her style: too turnt

wren leopard shorts ($170)

american apparel crop top ($24)

vaubel chunky ring necklace ($2,596)

alexander mcqueen gala headband ($220)

smirnoff vodka ($18)

bibleslut:

steal her style: running lady

frame denim tank top ($180)

burberry mid-length trench coat ($1,595)

kenneth jay lane pendant necklace ($40)

elvang classic pink throw ($145)

cardboard box ($2)