i show my affection to my friends by gently bullying them

frenums:

things that will always sound sarcastic

  • good for you
  • thanks a lot
  • yeah right
  • nice to know
  • wow
  • way to go
  • totally
  • ok buddy

deathby-chanel:

deckthebunkers:

do you find it weird that you’ve known your parents for your entire life but they’ve only known you for a portion of theirs

This fucked me up

sadegg:

just saying the word tumblr out loud is embarrassing 

snorlaxatives:

can you imagine in like 30 years people saying “i wish my life was like a 2010’s movie” omfg

multipack:

mom can i borrow $100,000 please i’ll give u it back when im rich and famous