onlyleigh:

girl don’t I know it

onlyleigh:

girl don’t I know it

elasticitymudflap:

when u really want a thing and someone offers to buy it for u

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barack-obottm:

when your science teacher hands you back a bad test grade

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amandajozeph:

-at family gathering-

Mom: show everyone your sketchbook… everyone wants to see your art

Me: image

me beginning of day: I am going to shower wash my hair exfoliate moisturise drink 2 litres of water eat lots of fruit and vegetables do the laundry and dishes read a book pet a dog help the homeless donate to cancer and finish all my work
me end of the day: still in bed rotting away
Mother: BUT I GAVE BIRTH TO YOU!
Me: ain't nobody tell you to do that tho

chelsdamelsp:

snorlaxatives:

when people don’t realize that i’m being sarcastic 

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What on earth where do these gifs even come from